"Mock me in public but worship me in private"

I'm BAAAAACKKKK......

2008-06-12T14:08:00.001-07:00

yes

Redneck Horseshoes....

2007-03-26T21:15:00.000-07:00

Archie and his cousins, from Texas, got together this weekend for some down home fun!! Yeee Hawww....

Girls with Guns....

2007-03-13T20:09:00.000-07:00

Hyori is EXTREMELY HOT....

2007-03-03T18:08:00.000-08:00

I Was Rubbed By Two Men....

2007-02-25T14:25:00.000-08:00

k...Things don't get too much stranger than this! I'm taking Mandarin right now and I basically use flash cards to study from. Hmmmm...Maybe I'm TAKING the wrong approach??

Mac Attack....

2007-02-10T08:08:00.000-08:00

Jeon Ji Hyun is HOT!!!

2007-01-24T21:39:00.000-08:00

MORE Kittens!! Japanese Style....

2007-01-21T16:00:00.000-08:00

WTF...Japanese TV ROCKS!! It's hard to believe this stuff is for REAL!! Nice...

Hmmm...Time For A Kitten!!

2007-01-20T10:19:00.000-08:00

Stare DOWN...

2007-01-16T07:47:00.000-08:00

"Unflinching Triumph" provides an illuminating look at a man we never knew and a competitive sport we never knew existed. Watch the video.

I LOVE Japanese TV....

2007-01-12T07:48:00.000-08:00

Hot chicks, mechanical bulls and whip cream!! WTF!! This is what Japanese television is all about. Enjoy....

Marketing GENIUS....

2007-01-07T08:09:00.000-08:00

Here is the marketing genius behind the true origin of the "HAPPY MEAL"...

Dating Chart....

2007-01-05T07:05:00.000-08:00

Where do your "coordinates" fall on the dating chart!?!

Tbag's New Year's New Doo.....

2007-01-03T22:12:00.000-08:00

Nothing like hitting the bubbly hard New Year's eve and starting the NEW Year with a NEW hair doo.....NICE TBAG!!

1 + 1 = 2

2006-12-31T15:19:00.000-08:00

Tennis Anyone!?!

2006-12-30T07:54:00.000-08:00

TBag and Birdman hit the courts.....

Top Three Christmas Commercials...

2006-12-26T22:38:00.000-08:00

Ann Summers - Come all ye faithful
Uploaded by Razorbuzz

More Christmas Wishes....

2006-12-26T10:22:00.000-08:00

From Santa's GAY elf....TBAG!!! Ho ho ho....

MERRY CHRISTMAS from BKKpartyboy....

2006-12-24T07:25:00.000-08:00

Jingle Boobs...Jingle Boobs...

2006-12-22T17:32:00.000-08:00

Jingle ALL THE WAY....

Only FOUR Shopping Days LEFT...

2006-12-20T13:03:00.000-08:00

Britney TRAIN WRECK....

2006-12-18T21:52:00.001-08:00

Britney at the 2002 MTV VMA's and NOW...

I mean WTF!?! How can a hot chick totally turn into a crack ho looking washout in less than 5 years?? Wow...Britney went from one the spiciest chicks around to looking like Flo at the local diner. That's one reason I love Asian chicks. You get a hot blond and she's in tip top form for 5 years max. Of course there are a few exceptions! But get a HOT Asian and she's good to go for a solid 20 years!!

GO...GO...GO...GO

2006-12-14T10:00:00.000-08:00

Holy Smokes!! I feel like I have been going non-stop!?! RM and I spent last weekend in Huntington Beach, flew back late Monday afternoon. Basically got home, dumped our bags and went straight to the Sharks hockey game! Tuesday I tried to wrap up my Christmas shopping. Last night myself, RM, Hong and Debra helped Tbag cook for his annual homeless dinner in Palo Alto. TBag puts together at least two big meals a year around Thanksgiving and Christmas for this particular shelter. Last night we cooked prime rib, potatoes au gratin with mushrooms and a garlic cream sauce and yorkshire pudding for 30 people. Once again TBag outdid himself.

Tonight we are off to RM's Christmas party! I need a break!! ;-)

Here are some pics from the Hockey game on Monday!!

RM and I at the Shark Tank!

RM's favorite player, Bernier!

Players getting on the ice...

The "Great One", Wayne Gretzky...

Jump On it....Jump On it!!

2006-12-07T07:35:00.000-08:00

Holy Crap Batman!! I thought I was having a hard day yesterday when I saw this. And all I can think is "I'm glad I'm not this Mofo"! Wow...this is a train wreck. This dude is dancing like Richard Simmons at a Village People's concert at Studio 54. The scary thing is you can't just watch it once! Then you start to notice things like the guy has a naked dude on his t-shirt and he's sporting some mid 80's short shorts. I just hope TBag doesn't bust any moves like this at the Sharks game tonight. Help us all.......

'Tis the Season....

2006-12-04T22:13:00.001-08:00

Get READY...Get SET...SHOP!!!

Hong Kong Baby....

2006-11-24T08:18:00.000-08:00

The "Hao Lan" gang has recovered from our trip to Vegas last week and we're gearing up for our trip to Hong Kong and Shenzhen!! We leave tomorrow for a fun filled week of shopping, eating and clubs!! Hao jí le! Party on HONG!!

My Top Doesn't Fit!! (PART II)

2006-11-20T18:15:00.000-08:00

Based on the numerous comments and VERY positive feedback that I received on my original post, "My Top Doesn't Fit! Nice" in October! I bring you.......... "My Top Doesn't Fit!! (PART II) Enjoy.....

A Beautiful Story.....

2006-11-17T07:22:00.000-08:00

Just got back from Vegas with Hong, TBag and RM!! A great time was had by all, we are already planning our next trip! Hopefully Pam and Doug will be joining us on our next Vegas boondoggle!! ;-) The "Hao Lan" gang's next stop will be Hong Kong next week! Hopefully we will be hooking up with my friend, from Bangkok, Daranee! Daranee travels as much as RM and I. Some of the places she's been having fun this year have been the French Alps, Hawaii, Vegas and LA among lots of other places! RM and I just missed Daranee in Hawaii(that's her below on the beach) and LA. We were actually in LA at the airport, coming and going, on the SAME DAY! It really is a small world.....See you in HK Daranee!! :-)

Fit to be Thai'd...

2006-11-11T08:56:00.000-08:00

I have to say right now my favorite Thai, is Taengmo!!! She is a popular model and actress in the "Land of Smiles"! She a very nice blend of innocence and sexy! I have to say she is "Sexyback"....Thanks "AsianSweetheart" for the pics!

Props to Tbag....

2006-11-06T21:11:00.000-08:00

I have to say...TBag is FAT! Although, he used to be fatter! But now he has kind of reached celebrity status by being the "Jared"(the once-fat guy from Subway) of Silicon Valley! He is so well known that Wahoo's Fish Tacos is considering him as their "Fish Tacos have less fat" spokesperson! But you have to give TBag props for being a fat guy, he sure is FLEXIBLE!!! It's amazing how flexible he is! You would think that with his celebrity status and flexibility, the chicks would be lining up for our single friend. Sadly that's not the case!! ;-( Hopefully, for once, chicks will look past his physical attributes and consider him for his wit and charm.....Someday!! Maybe....

I'm HONG's friend.....

2006-11-05T12:07:00.000-08:00

Mr. Kim parties at the happiest place on earth!!!

Someone owes me money...

2006-11-04T08:15:00.000-08:00

This is a "Family Guy" CLASSIC! Stewie at his "Good Fellas" BEST!! Enjoy...

TBag Trick or Treat...

2006-11-01T07:20:00.000-08:00

Has Lego Star Wars taken over TBag's life!? Has it invaded every facet of his life like a deranged star trooper. Has he even brain washed Hong into thinking it's the BEST thing ever since steamed rice!?! The answer is a resounding YES! Even TBag's dog "Jesse James" isn't safe! Trick or treat.......

Happy Halloween!!!

2006-10-30T15:26:00.000-08:00

BOO....

Spanking GOOD TIME....

2006-10-29T10:44:00.000-08:00

This last Saturday night RM and I met up with Pam and Doug at "Zucca" in downtown Mountain View! A great time was had by all at "Zucca" and then later at "Hip Huggers"!! ;-) We started off at Zucca at 6:30 for drinks and then sat down for dinner @ 7:30 and ended our meal with dessert a couple of hours later. Time really flies with P & D because the conversation is always flowing. No lack of words for our table!

The night was still young so we took Pam to her first "strip" club! Not really a strip club because we wanted alcohol. And in the bay area, if you want alcohol you have to go to a bikini bar! The fully nude clubs, due to state law, don't serve alcohol. :-( To make a long story short, Pam was quite smitten by a tall leggy, ATHLETIC, Blonde! :-) Let's just say, Pam had quite an enjoyable experience! The Kit Kat Club could be our next outing.....

Husband? Boyfriend? Sugar Daddy!?!

2006-10-28T13:30:00.000-07:00

If this could happen to TBag, this could HAPPEN TO YOU!! Let's been careful out there....

Surfer Girl......

2006-10-26T21:22:00.000-07:00

My favorite "surfer" girl is Jarah Mariano!! I've posted about her before, "The New IT Girl" and I have some more great pics of her! I definitely have a weak spot in my heart for sporty, tanned Asian hotties! Nothing is more appealing than a hot Asian chick with a ponytail wearing a baseball cap and sporting a dark rice paddy tan! ;-) MY ONE WEAKNESS.....Enjoy!!

bkkpartyboy UPGRADES his flat screen....

2006-10-25T07:59:00.000-07:00

Yes it's TRUE! I'm upgrading my flat screen! I've stopped cutting coupons, collecting cans, saving my pennies and finally pulled the trigger!

This Saturday, my Sony KDL40V2500 ARRIVES! It's a 40", HD LCD with Full HD 1920 x 1080 panel resolution with over 2 million pixels (more than twice that of 720p HDTV). For all the specs check out "My new SONY HD LCD"!! RM can't wait! ;-)

Extra Pork Extra CORN....

2006-10-22T09:31:00.000-07:00

At work we are always makings bets with the loser having to pony up to buy ramen at lunch for everyone. So to stick it to the loser even more (TBag or Hong are usually buying) you add extra pork and extra corn to your ramen to pad the bill even more!! This is the EXTRA CORN that I like!! Obviously SWEET CORN!! Nice.....

Hong Kong Baby....

2006-10-20T07:57:00.000-07:00

The countdown is on!!! Hong Kong next month with the "Hao Lan" gang! But before Hong Kong RM, Hong, TBag and I are off to Vegas for a few days mid Nov. Then we're back for a week and then off to Hong Kong and Shenzen. Then, after we get back from HK, the next weekend RM and I are off to the "OC" Huntington Beach! Does anyone want to give me some vacation days!?! ;-)

Here are three pics of HK! Morning, afternoon and evening.....

"Family Guy" PSP game is HERE.....

2006-10-17T07:40:00.000-07:00

That's right boys and girls the "Family Guy" PSP video game drops today and TBag and myself will be heading over to Target to pick it up!! I'm currently hooked on "Lego Star Wars II", it's a great game for the PSP! TBag and Birdman are currently battling it out on "Lego Star Wars" too.....RM has her eye on "Bully" the new game from Rock Star which drops next week.....Hmmmmm figures!! Can't wait to "spank" her on that game.....Nice!!

My top doesn't fit!? Nice....

2006-10-14T09:19:00.000-07:00

bkkpartyboy, through his UNDERCOVER investigation has REVEALED an interesting trend among Japanese women. There seems to be some sort of correlation between Japanese hotties and their smaller than should be bikini tops!! I hope the trend continues!! ;-)

A Man and his Dog....

2006-10-10T07:21:00.000-07:00

Some people say there's no closer relationship than a man and his dog! Some people say that some dogs look like their owners! I would like to introduce you to TBag's dog, "Jesse James"!! Awwwwwww.....That's a BINGO on both counts......Boo and Yah!

The GODDESS that is Jun Ji....

2006-10-08T18:31:00.000-07:00

I have blogged about her before, "My Sassy Girl" and she is probably one of the top three HOTTEST women in Korea! Can you ever get tired of looking at Jun Ji!?! ;-)

SUCKERS....

2006-10-03T15:12:00.000-07:00

Ginger OR Mary Ann!?!

2006-10-02T18:11:00.000-07:00

I, personally, have always been a Mary Ann fan!!! May the BEST woman WIN....Enjoy!

I love my PSP....

2006-09-28T14:00:00.000-07:00

One thing that I must absolutely have when I travel is my PSP! I can't travel without it! On this trip I watched "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" and season 1 of the "Family Guy"! It'll really come in handy when I'm off to Hong Kong in Nov., stuck in the cattle car section!

MAUI Zowieeeee.......

2006-09-25T19:41:00.000-07:00

RM and I are having an AWESOME time! It's day 4 of our 10 day trip! We will post some pics SOON!! :-)

Japanese Panty FUN....

2006-09-21T07:41:00.000-07:00

WTF...Can anyone explain what is going on here!? Etsuko...if you read this, please explain!?! :-)

Birdman's Dream Come TRUE...

2006-09-18T21:02:00.000-07:00

Birdman's DREAM is a reality!?! He's talked about it and here it is!! Birdman's fantasy bathroom....Bathroom fan and Wifi! His family may NEVER see him again..."Fart me once shame on you, fart me twice shame on ME"...

Even MORE Vanessa....

2006-09-16T16:52:00.000-07:00

Can you ever have enough Vanessa!?! Hell NO.....

The STORY of TBAG....

2006-09-15T21:20:00.000-07:00

This is the story of Tbag told by ONE picture!! This is in fact the case where ONE picture is WORTH 10,000 words!! Gotcha nigga......

Tokyo Booth Babes...

2006-09-12T07:34:00.000-07:00

The booth babe is quickly becoming urban legend here in the states! A once common phenomenon has gone the way of the tube television, CD and Tbag's hair line! But there still is hope and grade A talent in the land of the rising sun! I BRING you the Tokyo Booth Babe!!! Alive and kicking......

Party at Hong Hungtington's......

2006-09-09T14:39:00.000-07:00

Party at Hong's tonight!! Just bring your blow-up doll, life preserver and ballons! Party on Garth! Party on HONG....

Rocket MAN....

2006-09-07T20:38:00.000-07:00

It doesn't get any better then James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise!!

Lushy NOW and LATER...

2006-09-06T19:53:00.000-07:00

Lushy NOW...

Lushy LATER...

Lather Up With Hasselhoff....

2006-09-05T20:21:00.000-07:00

TBag was more than giddy when he ran across this Hasselhoff soap dispenser in Amsterdam! To say that TBag had clean hands would be an UNDERSTATEMENT! Like Tbag loves to say..."You can never get enough of Hasselhoff....SO DON'T HASSEL the HOFF" Peace out....

Hollywood is soooo BRUTAL...

2006-08-31T21:00:00.000-07:00

Well, RM and I are headed down to the land of mink coats and dirty underwear this weekend! We will be chill'n in Huntington Beach!! Should be fun....I just hope my fate isn't the same as former A-lister Tara Reid! This video is BRUTAAAAAL....OUCH! How do you go from having your own show "Wild on E" to begging to get into a club. OHHHHHH.....As Biao likes to say, "SMACK DOWN".

Super MINI....

2006-08-30T21:44:00.000-07:00

A Mini quicker than a Porsche 911!?!? Say it's not true...This newly unveiled electric Mini has an output 640 horsepower and top speed of 150 mph. The car uses a small gasoline engine with four 160 horsepower electric motors on each wheel. A British engineering firm has put together a high-performance hybrid version of BMW's Mini Cooper. The PML Mini QED has a top speed of 150 mph, a 0-60 mph time of 4.5 seconds. The car has been designed to run for four hours of combined urban/extra urban driving, powered only by a battery and bank of ultra capacitors. The QED supports an all-electric range of 200-250 miles and has a total range of about 932 miles (1,500 km). For longer journeys at higher speeds, a small conventional internal combustion engine (ICE) is used to re-charge the battery. In this hybrid mode, fuel economies of up to 80mpg can be achieved.

SEX and Shopping....

2006-08-28T16:10:00.000-07:00

I have never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. Just be glad if you find someone from the same "planet" like I did (THANKS RM). But if you don't....

FOR EXAMPLE as told to me by a friend: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...
”You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either....but at least that biyatch knows I’m smarter than her!!! OHHHHHHHH.....

More VANESSA....

2006-08-27T20:52:00.000-07:00

When you have a good thing you just ROLL WITH IT!!! Happy Birthday RM!!! :-)

The Journey Continues....

2006-08-23T12:25:00.000-07:00

As Pam, AKA "Perky Girl", likes to say..."Modeling is more than a transformation, it's a journey"!! The journey CONTINUES...Everyone will know who I'm rooting for!?! ;-)

My NEXT Car!?!

2006-08-20T16:21:00.000-07:00

I got my Porsche 911 in '99 and have driven the wheels off it and have loved abosolutely every minute of it! The new 911 turbo has taken perfection one step further! I have been called "frugal" by some! :P But one thing I will not hesitate paying top dollar for is a Porsche..."There is no SUBSTITUTE"!!

TBag PARTY GIRL....

2006-08-18T21:04:00.000-07:00

WTF!?!?That's right when TBag parties, he likes blondes and pork n beans! Let the festivities begin!! Like TBag likes to say, "I'll be here ALL day, I love this kind of party."

Nick has a Small Package! OUCH....

2006-08-16T09:46:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson has gone public saying that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, has a very small penis. It's so small that she hardly felt anything while having sex, and even had to fake orgasms. OUCH!!!

Jessica was recently quoted as saying: "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

Wow...A woman scorn!! But let's not feel too bad for Nick(TBag can relate), Nick has only rebounded with one of the hottest women around,MTV video vixen and past Miss Teen USA, VANESSA Minnilo!

MORE Grace Park!!

2006-08-13T18:22:00.000-07:00

My THIRD Grace Park post!!! Enjoy....

Numb Nuts...

2006-08-11T21:25:00.000-07:00

These lucky tourists have just paid $15 to lob a Chinese-made hand grenade into a Cambodian fish pond. Lucky, that is, to be alive considering that they're practically standing on top of it. Can you say "Numb Nuts"..

Cambodia’s 911 Paratrooper Commandos are your congenial hosts at the Thunder Ranch Shooting Range just outside Phnom Penh. Here you can, depending on your political affiliations, tool up with either an M16 or an AK-47. An M60 machine gun is available for the discerning few who desire extra firepower.

Better Late Than Never.....

2006-08-10T09:36:00.000-07:00

The Tahoe PICS are here....

bkkpartyboy and Tbag chill'n on the boat!

Lushy tubing MVP.....

The REAL Little Timmy comes out of his shell...

HONG enjoying the GOOD LIFE! Little Timmy must be on shore!! OHHHHHHH......

Weekend in Tahoe....

2006-08-05T08:11:00.000-07:00

All I can say is that Birdman almost got "pickled" last night!! Birdie....ONE MORE TEQUILA shot.....Nice! Is Lushy NEXT!! Applebee's nigga.....

HONG Huntington....

2006-08-03T16:19:00.000-07:00

DEEZ NUTS....

Phuket, Thailand! Hmmm....

2006-08-02T19:00:00.000-07:00

My travel schedule is filling up! Flying up to Tahoe tomorrow for the weekend and then to LA later this month! Then RM and I are off to Maui for 10 days next month! I'm off to Hong Kong and China in Nov. with the "hao lan" gang! Do I have enough vacation days for a trip to Bangkok in Oct.!?! I hope I do..... ;-)

Double "D" Delight....

2006-08-01T19:23:00.000-07:00

Yes! It's one of those extremely simple ideas that catches your attention brilliantly...just like all DD's do!

Kimchi and Mayo....

2006-07-30T11:13:00.000-07:00

Lisa Kim Fleming was born in North Dakota and is of Korean Caucasian decent. This 5' 5" babe was raised in Sacramento and now resides in Orange County, CA (the OC baby). Lisa's active in the Import scene and has graced the cover of various popular import magazines!! I never knew that kimchi and mayo could be so sweet....YUM!!!

3 Stages of a Man's Life....

2006-07-26T18:50:00.000-07:00

BEFORE marriage...

DURING marriage...

DIVORCE...

The new phenomenon of the "office husband/wife"!

2006-07-24T20:46:00.000-07:00

In this year's Vault Office Romance Survey, there is the new phenomenon of the "office husband" or "office wife" to consider. The office husband/wife is someone that an employee does not have a romantic relationship with, but spends a lot of time with during the workday (on breaks, at lunch, etc.); 32% of survey respondents have one.

Most that do have an "office spouse" feel that there is no reason to keep aspects of this relationship hidden from their actual spouses or significant others. "I tell my real wife about going to lunch, etc. with my 'work wife,'" said one employee. But not everyone feels that way, as another survey respondent said, "If I talk about my 'work husband' too much and in a somewhat too positive light, my real husband starts to get suspicious and a little jealous; mind you, nothing is going on, we probably have "mini-crushes" on each other, but no more". YEAH RIGHT...Nigga PLEASE Read the full article here.

You Look Marvelous....

2006-07-23T21:15:00.000-07:00

LOL..The funny thing is that I just experienced something similar to this while I was getting a haircut. Yet, I had the misfortune of a fat white guy checking himself out as opposed to a hot Asian chick! I guess the curse of TBag is alive and well....

NICE....

2006-07-22T10:26:00.000-07:00

My TWO favorite things!! :-)

Microsoft Technical Support...

2006-07-20T22:16:00.000-07:00

We have all been there! I've been there and it was a NIGHTMARE!! It's been quite obvious for quite awhile that Microsoft farms out all it's support calls to India! If you have been in Microsoft support HELL!? You will totally relate to this video....I luv Emu's!! :-)

Japanese Marketing Mishap....

2006-07-19T18:59:00.000-07:00

How the hell did this get off the drawing board and into production!?! Please tell me how a guy getting kicked in the nuts is supposed to sell more Doritos??? Hmmmm....

Very SCARY......

2006-07-17T07:31:00.000-07:00

Someone please notify PETA immediately.....

The New "IT" Girl.....

2006-07-15T15:39:00.000-07:00

Jarah Mariano is the first Asian American model to grace the pages of Victoria’s Secret. A mix of Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese descent, she also does campaigns for MAC, Armani Exchange, and Sephora. Bruce Weber immortalized her in L’Uomo Vogue alongside her father; she was also the subject of Weber’s lens for Abercrombie & Fitch. I LIKE that...

Quiet is GOOD....

2006-07-14T08:05:00.000-07:00

After spending the last two weekends in Tahoe and Vegas, I'm ready for a nice QUIET weekend! Dinner with friends, maybe a movie and watching some baseball!! Have a great weekend everyone!! ;-)

GREAT Weekend....

2006-07-11T11:45:00.000-07:00

I had a GREAT weekend! Did you?!? ;-)

VEGAS Baby.....

2006-07-06T21:02:00.000-07:00

Last week we were chill'n in Tahoe, this weekend we are off to VEGAS! Time to lay a bet on the Italians, a couple of ball games and hit the craps table! We have a couple of new restaurants staked out and we'll report back on how we liked them!? :-) Let it ride......

Hmmmm....Marriage Prerequisite!?!

2006-07-03T19:28:00.000-07:00


My kind of woman!! ;-)

Kick'n It....

2006-06-29T21:53:00.000-07:00

"Just For Kicks" is the first documentary film featuring an overview of the sneaker phenomena through interviews of world-renown collectors, Hip-Hop pioneers, industry players, rap stars, journalists, brand marketers and other sneaker addicts.

In the film, shot in New York, Paris, London, Portland and Los Angeles, insider personalities such as Bobbito Garcia, Rock Steady Crew's Doze Green, Grandmaster Caz & JDL (Cold Crush Brothers), Rev. Run, DMC & Russell Simmons, Scoop Jackson, Futura 2000, Fab 5 Freddy, Bonz Malone, Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon, Damon Dash and more share their passion and their perspectives on how and why sneakers have evolved into one of the key elements of style of the MTV generation. Sneakers are a cultural phenomenon not just a pair of shoes....

"Me Love You Long Time"

2006-06-28T21:32:00.000-07:00

Inevitably, when a white woman finds out that I prefer Asian women, I get the standard white woman backlash trailer park comment of "me love you long time"! I mean WTF, can't I have a choice!? Seriously, I even catch shit from some Asian women too! They think that I'm some sort of cultural asiaphile that wants an Asian woman to walk three paces behind me and that I'm trying to get them into a kimono!

Let's cut to the chase. If I said I preferred blondes, I would probably be cheered and hailed a hero! The funny thing is, if you knew RM, she's about as un-asian as you can get - except for the fact that she works in finance ;-)! I guess the bottom line is, fuck-em...I'll take the abuse! It's worth it :-) Also, for those of you who are wondering where that line "me love you long time" came from. It has been quoted extensively from the movie "Full Metal Jacket". Below is the video cut of that particular scene! As Yuan loves to say, "Me NOT love you long time"! :-)

Due to POPULAR DEMAND....

2006-06-26T19:36:00.000-07:00

More Grace Park!!

TBag's WORST Nightmare...

2006-06-25T09:13:00.000-07:00

We are all too familiar with TBag's "phobia" of public restrooms and how the guy avoids them at ALL cost!! And that's what makes this video so TBag relevant. This video has Japanese audio, but fear not, the video breaks all language barriers.

Bangkok Ad Campaign....

2006-06-23T20:12:00.000-07:00

This is some sort of marketing/ad campaign (not sure about what) running in Bangkok men's rooms! The photo on the most right is a bit disconcerting considering the rash of jealous Thai wives cutting off the penises of cheating spouses and feeding them to their "pet" ducks! Ouch and ouch......BANGKOK, there's no other place like it. I DO miss it!! :-)

Connie Chung, WTF...

2006-06-21T18:52:00.000-07:00

This is very SCARY!! Connie Chung singing "Thanks For The Memories"!! This is more like thanks for the NIGHTMARES....Watch at YOUR OWN RISK!

Silent But DEADLY(SBD)....Ugh

2006-06-20T20:36:00.000-07:00

One person in our office is killing us! This person is very well known for SBD drive-bys. Meaning that they let loose with a bomb, head to the other side of the building, leaving the unsuspecting victims to look in bewilderment at each other and wondering who cut the cheese!! Where is the humanity in this!?! Isn't anything sacred anymore. I wonder if we put one of these in their cube! Would this person use it....God help us all.

WEAK SAUCE....

2006-06-18T11:03:00.000-07:00

OMG...This is the best example of where a picture is worth a thousand words...This is the TRUE definition of WEAK SAUCE in its purest form. When RM and I use the term weak sauce this is exactly what we mean. This guy is so pathetic that I cringe every time I see this pic. WTF...Is this guy for real!?! And to boot he's sport'n a toupee!! This guy should just go lay in the street and hope a beer truck runs over him....I have four words for this guy, "WALK LIKE A MAN"...HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.

Life BEFORE iPods....

2006-06-15T18:09:00.000-07:00

Am I the only one on the face of the earth who STILL doesn't own an iPod!? TBag has four of them....I guess when you're AMAT LARGE, disposable income for electronic play things is not an issue!! TBag....Where's the luv?? The irony of the situation is that I work in the "Apple Ghetto"!! I'm surrounded by Apple nerds!! The most annoying thing is that there are so many of them, I have to wait in a long line to get my coffee at Peet's in the morning....

Controlled CHAOS....

2006-06-14T18:52:00.000-07:00

My blogger friend Carmen recently was commenting on how bad the traffic was in Beijing and that if you venture into the street you might as well have a target on you!! I totally agree with her but I do have to say the craziest traffic I have seen is in Saigon! Here's a nice little video on what I'm talking about. Please take note there are no signals at this major intersection! Crossing the street is quite an adventure. You basically just start walking out and hope that no one HITS you!!!

Mirror mirror, on the wall....

2006-06-12T19:08:00.000-07:00

Need I say MORE! I have two words for you.....Grace Park!!

Trailer Park Fun...

2006-06-10T08:18:00.001-07:00

Where do these people come from!?? This hillbilly in a banana outfit makes DC, Badger and TBag look like the "Three Wise Men"! All I can say is....A mind is a terrible thing to waste! What time is it?? It's peanut butter jelly time....

My office neighbor....

2006-06-07T19:15:00.000-07:00

I have been in the work force now, roughly, for twenty years! Give or take a few years I took off to travel through Asia and Europe! And I have never had an office neighbor like this!! Some of the places I have worked other than Oracle and PeopleSoft the running joke was/is "What do you call a good looking women at Blah Blah Blah"??? It's a one word answer........VISITOR!! Boo and Yah! Please pass the curry....

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

2006-06-04T09:36:00.000-07:00

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain plays Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"!! Little Timmy this one is for you! We miss your comments.....

Chinese women 'need bigger bras' !!!

2006-06-03T20:16:00.000-07:00

Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup sizes in China because improved nutrition means women are busting previous chest measurements.
The Beijing Institute of Clothing Technology said the average chest size of Chinese women had increased by nearly 1cm in the past decade.
Measurements were taken from nearly 3,000 women over six years.
In response, some underwear companies have created sub-brands specializing in larger bra sizes.
"It is so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras," Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily.
Meeting demand
The Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet demand.
Embry opened special counters for its bigger-cup bras in February and is planning more outlets across the nation, the China Daily reported.